So a large percentage of my fellow Americans think Barack Obama was not born in the United States, even though his birth certificate is online. That has led to all kinds of strange things happening such as the birth of a "new" political party, the Tea Party; soldiers being unwilling to take orders from their commander in chief because they don't think he's a citizen, etc.
I think Barack, sorry, Mr. President, has a bit of a credibility problem on his hands and as a loyal member of the left coast liberal pseudo-elite I have just the solution. Urkel Obama needs to hop on in the hot tub time machine, turn the dial to August 4, 1961, and hold up a copy of that day's Time magazine , while surfing the big waves up on the North Shore with Laird Hamilton's dad. This should end any lingering questions about his citizenship and let the country move forward to new and more pressing issues, like whether or not this is a sandwich.
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